Yenta v. Maria

Sometimes I wish my love life were managed something like this:



"For Papa make him a golfer,
For Mama make him want to live in Utah,
For me, well, I wouldn't holler if he were as handsome as anything!"

Or perhaps this would be better (specifically at 0:58-1:18 minutes):
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=MX3i77-KXS0

(Sadly this video is not post-able, but it's quite entertaining. Just copy the above address into your browser to view it.)

Either way would probably yield better results than having me in charge of it myself.